My dear readers, how I have missed you! Not an oink since November? I am truly disgraced by my own squiffy negligence!
Please accept my a-pork-ologies.
Here I am now though, with Jacquart in my Champagne Flute and my trotters full of Champagne reviews ready to type up.Nicolas Feuillate Champagne Brut Morrisons, £14
I’m reading this review from a scrap of love-heart wrapping paper, a’lamour, I know, as this is the Champagne purchased to consummate Valentine’s.
It’s a bit of a fat champers, this one. ‘Big and bubbly’, I think they say. Blonde hair and big tits, with a dirty laugh, no doubt. With its hefty bubbles, fruity flavours and acidic tang, it’s fairly enjoyable – but I couldn’t be in its company too regularly. It’s a bit too full of itself and yet somehow lacking.
It’s a fairly dry champagne that has a Chardonnay-like aftertaste.
Meh, a 2/5